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Accessory is a Misnomer

Those state-issued portable ashtrays are always sooo gaudy. We need a queer-eye for the dying guy to liven up the fashion of the salarymen fuming on the street. What’s Hard Gay doing these days?

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Envelopers, Envelopers, Envelopers!

Cigarettes in Japan release amorphous, particulate stalkers who enjoy 80′s wrestling moves a la Macho Man Randy Savage. What happened to friendly blue Robin Williams appearing from inanimate objects?...

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Through the Looking Glass

I’d be righteously angered that someone put their giant portable ashtray in my desk drawer taking up valuable space regularly used for my obnoxiously oversized novelty pencil. DRINK ME at home to...

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Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, il mortecino

Not exactly the best way to introduce your petition for promotion at your law firm. I have to commend the parallels to the Wild West’s usage of the word partners and the inclusion of some...

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One

I appreciate the base appeal to human sloth presented in this sign. With the inner-Yamanote line Tokyo JR stations going smoke free and a ban on smoking outside designated areas on sidewalks you’re...

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Schizophrenia…

We’d rather pretend there’s no such thing as mental illness in Japan.

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Driving Daisy-sama

Either the bird or giant cigarette butt caused yet another accident on the streets of Tokyo. Cloche Bell Jar is a fitting end to the potentially guilty bird; that or suicide attempt in a gas oven.

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Around the World in 80 Packs

TOKYO, Japan – April 24, 2009 A joint venture between Hitatchi Chemical Corp., Panasonic Ltd., and JT Inc. was unveiled at the annual “Smoker’s Style” conference in Odaiba today. Addressing the chronic...

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Like a Rolling Stone…

With the incredibly low prices, comparatively, for cigarettes and the absolutely overwhelming prevalence of vending machines, convenience stores, old men on the street corner, and high schools in Japan...

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High Infedelity

So listening to music sightly louder than normal volume on the commute home is intolerable but midnight jaunts to hostess bars to sing terrible enka and pay to feel up women are proper Tuesday night...

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